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WOMEN’S WEEK 2009
Provincetown, MA

Judy Tenuta; ONE WOMAN SHOW

One Show Only – Saturday October 10, 2009

Unitarian Universalist Meeting House Theater

236 Commercial Street Provincetown MA 02657

300 General Admission Seats available

50 VIP Tickets available
Ticket Price $25.00 regular general admission ($30 at the door)
$45.00 VIP

Tickets available at the Box Office, online through TheaterMania.com or by calling 866,811.4111

Judy Tenuta is the most famous person that ever lived. If you don’t believe it just ask her! The stand-up comic/actress who describes herself as a “multi-media Bondage Goddess” and “the Aphrodite of the Accordion”, is actually a caring nurturer who wakes up at 8PM to verbally abuse countless herds of mortal swine (her audience) and converts them to her signature religion “Judyism”. Her fans ranging from fetuses to fossils, gays to geishas, all beg to chew her gum and kiss her feet because she is the only fun-feminist who preaches that all women should be worshipped as “Love Goddesses”, and all men have an equal opportunity to become her furniture…..It could happen!
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By B&TF

I always tell myself that I’m funny, despite the fact that most of my friends and strangers I meet don’t really think so. People that had met me in real life will attest that they laugh at my jokes but when tortured, majority will admit that they do it so I won’t feel bad about not being funny at all. Either way, I keep telling myself that I am funny because I have nothing else going for me. I have no hidden talents or remarkable skills so my humor is the only thing I can hold on to.
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